Non-Vicarious experiences ...

All Characters and events here are purely fictitious...Any resemblance with either dead or living is purely co-incidental. This one is dedicated to all those people who ever attended college J

Her first positive response leading to mad rush,

To the realization that, even boys do blush,

Being crushed by first crush,

To Understanding the art of quick thought flush....

Roaming all night on bikes evading college police

To pacifying her finally with a kiss of peace

Giving birth to my first creative piece

To denied entry into Indian army for being obese

The joy of winning a quiz on last question,

To communicating with her in class using facial expression...

Curbing the advances of "hormonic" progression,

To Reactive depression on watching transferred possession

Professor waking me up in the middle of class,

And expecting me to decode law of conservation of mass

Me still adjusting my gravitational mass,

He, running towards me like a wild African ass....

Appearing for placements in crew cut,

To Answering interview questions using blind gut,

Bagging first job on campus and being kicked on butt

To sharing same screen space with your beloved in a hut

Some are funny, some are hilarious...

Some experiences just can't be vicarious

Written by : T@run Aggarwal